Book 46 -- Songs of the Gnomen Empire (last revised 11/08/2000) by
Koriandrus

Greetings members of the guilds. In researching the history of our race,
we of the newly formed Gnomen Empire have discovered some of the
traditional songs that meant so much to our people. No matter your race,
you will be able to appreciate these songs, as it turns out the humans
used the tunes and changed the words to create common songs of their
own.
Sing along and enjoy.

*Gnomes, Gnomes in the Guild*
(sung to the tune of "Home, Home on the Range")
Gnomes, gnomes in the guild,
Where the beers and the ales are all swilled,
Where goblins are hurt,
To discourage their birth
And their cries will ring loudly all day.
Gnomes, gnomes on the plains,
We're the last to get wet when it rains,
We're under your feet,
To get out of the heat,
And our songs are not easily played.
Gnomes, gnomes by the seas,
Where the trolls and the ogres have fleas,
Their time in the land,
To cut short is our plan,
And if they're smart they'll stay out of our way.

*We Three Gnomes*
(sung to the tune of "We Three Kings")
We three gnomes have started a team,
Finding glory is our dream,
Eatin' 'n drinkin'
Fartin' 'n stinkin'
Taller than we really seem.
(chorus)
Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhh
Gnomes of wonder,
Gnomes so light,
Fighting for,
Our Empire's might,
Eastward leading,
Enemies bleeding,
Kingdom is in our sight.
Adventuring weekly from site to site,
Garnering gold and magic and might,
Choppin' 'n slicin'
Dodgin' 'n fightin'
Keeping our formations tight.
(chorus)
Walking the river mile by mile,
Toward the East break rank and file,
Makin' our kingdom,
Basin' our dream on,
Conquering hexes with Gnomen style.

The End

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