Book#5 -- Two Top Ten Lists by Gore the Orc

Gore the Orc's Top 10 Hobgoblin Krekin's Pet Peeves (transcribed from "Gore
the Orc: Live in Concert")

10- Being referred to as "Hobbitgoblins" by those stupid ogres and half-trolls.
 9- Really bad headache after those crazed adventurers beat the crap out
     of you.
 8- Hobgoblin Krekin dolls not selling as well as those Hobgoblin Shaman
     dolls.
 7- Those stupid adventurers showing up the day after payday.
 6- Having to write "Other" as part of description in job resumes.
 5- When choosing up sides, never get the Bandit Lords.
 4- People refer to your fans as "Krekies" instead of "Krekers".
 3- Those Hobgoblin Warriors get all the babes!
 2- Ken and BrianŠ 'nuff said.
 1- What in the hell is a Krekin?

Gore the Orc's Top 10 Hints that your Cunning is too low (heard while Gore
was drunk in the Three Coins Inn)

10- Likes to hang around Noseless Ned because he has that cool "Phantom of the Opera" look.
 9- Don't have enough knowledge points for that Appraisal skill.
 8- Your Cunning equals the combined cunning of the Lethal Legion.
 7- Finds what Ken and Brian has to say very interesting.
 6- Falling for "What's that on your shirt?" gag all the time.
 5- Thinks cunning is some sort of spice.
 4- Would be negative if it got any lower.
 3- Always saying "Not the Momma!" to people wearing plaid.
 2- You're an ogre!
And the number one hint that your cunning is too lowŠ
 1- Potatoe.

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