Book#77 -- Top Cat Cookbook (last revised 1/02/04)
By Sly

Rats and rice : Kill a rat, burn its fur off, bite its head off, rip
out its guts (save for garnish). Combine rat with a hand full of
rice, 2 mouth fulls of water, a smashed tomato and some salt in a
covered pot, simmer untill rice is done. Garnish and serve.

Rats-a-Roni : Same as Rats and rice but add the roni.

Breeder Rat with orange sauce : Start with a Breeder Rat then same as
Rats and rice just quarter the orange and add for garnish.

Buffalo Rat Wings : Find a huge rat with wings, don't kill it just
rip its wings off, they will grow back, par boil, put on Weber over
indirect heat for 3 minutes. Cover with sauce.

Rat a la king : Combine a cooked diced rat with 2 mushrooms,
a pimiento, some rat fat and flour add to 1 or 2 cups rat stock,
simmer, add an egg yoke simmer some more. Garnish with almonds.

Sweet and Sour Rat : Start with a happy rat and a sad rat, same as
Rats and rice except add honey and vinegar.

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